im so damn exhausted after reading all the bio terms for 2 modules. i wanted to find sth to do and 9pm isnt here yet, meaning to say i cant watch any tv prog cos i dislike the variety shows.

today i was talking to my fren and i recalled a loser fren of mine in jc. cant stand man. XXX likes to make things sound better, which of course can be a good thing in this sense:

XXX: im sorry that your friend has passed away, but im sure he/she will be happy in the other world.

or

XXX: dont be sad if you cant do well for this quiz, this will serve as motivation!

okay, right, it sounds alright in these cases, but not in these cases.

first one.

XXX: oh, i stay near changi and east coast. (in case you dunno, these are one of the rich men areas in singapore.)

mama, u know who im referring to right?

actual fact is XXX lives the hdb flat opposite those bungalows.

i am not saying that hdb is bad, but i see no need to hide the fact that u stay in a hdb flat. 80% of us stay there.

i changed the locations so that it wont be obvious. lol.

then yellow said this,"i live somewhere where i see the sea everyday."

that joke was obvious to mock at XXX. yellow does not have anything to hide and yellow stays near the revervoir.

omg, i think the more i say, the funnier it gets.

second one.

XXX: oh im studying courses related to business.

actual fact is that XXX is studying economics in the arts faculty.

right, pls dont smack me for saying this, but it is pretty well-known that the requirement to enter the arts faculty in nus is RELATIVELY low. i didnt say it is low by itself, i said RELATIVELY. minimum Cs. anyway i dun like arts. dun ask me so much. on the contrary, to enter the nus business school, at least 2As. if not forget it.

i changed the courses involved here so that the identity wont be so obvious. but whether i offend arts students reading my blog, i tell you, I CANT BE BOTHERED WITH YOU BECAUSE FACTS ARE THERE. :)

then i was telling yellow this, "HEY YELLOW, LONG TIME NO SEE. IM STUDYING COURSES REALATED TO MEDICINE." i thot this was funny. im a chemistry student and i can study something so prestigous and smart-ass and WOOOOAH in nus. quite good eh?

please drop those kinda pretence, it is disgusting.