Got this from my cosuin's blog.
- Joanna will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The joanna state'.
- Joanna is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented joanna, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with joanna!
- If you drop joanna from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting joanna.
- The risk of being struck by joanna is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with joanna and water!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on joanna with his left foot!
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